You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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