At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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