I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Are my feet made of real feet?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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