Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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