marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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