She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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