Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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