so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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