is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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