But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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