i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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