he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize
