Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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