do herpes really smell.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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