I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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