I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Who died my cat blue again?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
