Whod you bang
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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