YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
id be glad to
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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