Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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