I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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