if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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