Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
as a side note pls kill me
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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