Quick, to the slutcave!
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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