Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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