at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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