around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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