new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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