Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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