Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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