So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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