Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
We need to feng shui this bitch.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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