i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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