her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You're a disaster
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