How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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