That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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