I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
where does the pee come out of this thing
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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