butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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