So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
