Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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