yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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