question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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