is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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