I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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