I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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