i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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