talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Your mouth is God's brothel.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
