I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
