Dual....:-)
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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