Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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