it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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